Gas Passing

I sometimes wonder how accurate scientific reports are, certainly 14 seems quite a small number.

It is true though that the action can sometimes be violent and unexpected. Not that I have to worry so much as a trouser wearer, of course. However although we men feel we have exemptions over certain actions, we are often reminded by the ladies that we can misread situations and act in a manner likely to get us into trouble.
Of course women avoid the problem by making us aware of the actions to be expected; and we blunder on entirely at our own risk.
And, as my loo seat tells me, there is a risk and being aware I can take such steps as may be necessary to ensure my welfare. Nevertheless it does sometimes happen that a charming lady may fail to give proper warning and then the handy, fold-up sign can provide at least some relief; since it is easily folded into the alternative shape of a fan.